Let's play "Two Truths and a Lie"!!!

1.) Andrea cannot spell for shit.

2.) Andrea's feet are always toasty warm.

3.) Tonight Andrea put on a peal-off mask and after 20 minutes thought it was the funnest thing in the world to peal crap off her face and throw it in the garbage, leaving her skin smooth and silky, comparable to a baby's caboose.



So which out of the three is the lie? Eh? Eh? Eh? It's easy! Or should I say "eazey." Wow...that was a Dad joke.