i think i have to pee

ok so aren't plumbers supposed to be either hot or gross with excess ass crack? that's what i thought too. oh no, though, not the plumbers at my house! AH!!!!!!! EEEEEEE!!!!!!! ok so the one i can see from here is bald. but he has this huge black beard and mustache. and he's super skinny. i could see him putting all his layers on and let me just say, he did not forget the bandana wrapped aroud his forehead. there's like 5 of them! i can't use the toilet or any water of any kind. so i am sitting here waiting patiently for Hollie to return. I think I will go tanning and immediately use their toilet. then i will go to heather's and take a shower, lord love her. then i will get some coffee. oh my i don't really have to pee that bad but just knowing i can't pee is distracting.

so i watch march of the penguins. holy crap, i want a baby penguin. i want one NOW! and let me also say, i am thankful as hell that i am not a penguin. i hate cold weather. and i don't want to have kids. so as a penguin you lay an egg and keep on on your feetsies and wait for the fucker to hatch.

poor hollie went into the bathroom this morning and turned on the shower and a plumber ran up to yell at her. how was she supposed to know the drain was disconnected and water was going everwhere in the basement? sheesh!

i'm going to hide now.