Proboscis monkey time!!!

Here is a cute little guy:



this guy is a thinker:



and here is a family:



and here is a dirty, dirty proboscis:



and then one i'd like to hug or poke or BEEP:



The End

well it's been a while. a baby has even been born since i last wrote! YEA! YEA FOR LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm going to pinch her till she cries. oh yes. plus, she was a bit of a fat ass at 8 and a half pounds. i hope she doesn't continue trying to torture her mom for the rest of her life.

speaking of new awesome things, i got a pair of fantastic boots. hahaha, just kidding. i did but not like a kid or something.

pottery is, like i previously foresaw, bitchin. although the wheel? not bitchin. i get to finally start glazing some pieces tomorrow and that is going to be a ton of fun.

last night was another lady night talking about jesus. yes, jesus and all the crack paul must have smoked. we each like paul a certain percentage, unlike jesus, for example, who we like 100%. if you took the average of our likeness of paul i am guessing it'd be about...hmm....70%. does that seem too high? hahaha. HE'S A NUT BALL! although he did say some pretty nice things about jesus. and that helps me a lot so maybe 70% is just right. :)

i start volunteering this week, hopefully, as long as i can switch my schedule. the main thing that i want to start doing is being a "friendship" volunteer, which means i am basically an on-call family member for a specific refugee family for about 6 months. i can't commit to that yet because i may move, so instead i am going to be volunteering at the after school clubs they have for the kiddies until i can commit to the more serious...well, commitment. and the after school club i'm going to join is an all girls art club. YEA! i can't wait!!! ok so i just talked to the boss man and i CAN Start this thursday. bitchin!

so what else? caribou and coffee making and supervising coffee makers in general continues to suck my left and right one. hey! have you seen a proboscus monkey? they are so freaking awesome. i am totally going to paste a pic of one on here in a wee minute.

there are two more pumpkins out front that i think i may have to carve by my lonesome today. that is ok! and guess what else?! i may buy a car this afternoon! i figured out my budget and i can TOTALLY afford it. i'm going to get an echo i think. hehehehehehehe. well, we shall see. the good thing is that at the rate i write on here i probably WILL have one by the next time!

and my love life? still non existent and still not really an issue. except when we go bowling and everyone has someone to high five. and i dont. hahaha. just kidding. ok, time to look for that damn monkey!

Hi-ty hi. I thought I'd post a little something something since I am online and do not feel like looking for more jobbers. I applied to 4 today. I am guessing I'll hear back from maybe one of them. I'm pretty confident, right? I'm doing better than I was on Sunday. That was the day I laid down on the bathroom floor (never a good sign for me) with my head on the floor. Geeze! I don't know why I lay down in there when I get really upset. It's a bathroom floor for fuck's sake! I know I am trim but I can't say for sure the rest of the family is, if you know what I mean. But anyway, I am doing a ton better. No thanks to my lady group on Mondays. YA LADY'S GROUP! And my pottery class stars on Wednesday and I have volunteer orientation class on Thursday. This is going to be bitching. Oh shit, I close on Thursday. Hm...I specifically asked for that off. Damnit. Anyway. I went to Walgreens tonight and bought a lot of little things that added up to $82. Thanks Heather. I am looking at cars right now because it keeps me motivated and excited. Then I like to look at apartments too. And i went onto Myspace cause I haven't done that for a few days, although I can't open people's sites because our computer will shut down, which it did today in the middle of an application (for the second time!!!) josh texted me today with a pic of a butterfly belt buckle. aparently i have one coming. Then he texted more pics of Law and Order shooting an episode at his studio. That's weird. I don't really have anything philosophical to say, nor anything really to bitch about. i am reading romans 3 right now and it is fantastic. oh and shit! yesterday's oswald chambers made me cry my little eyes out. but with HAPPY TEARS! I love happy tears. it was so awesome. he said we should praise god in silence because it is silence where god teaches you. basically that you grow up when you realize talking to god is silent really all around. so then i started just thanking god for crap and not thinking about anything and i just sort of sat there with my eyes closed just feeling him. it was so great. this might mean im going to start listening to jesus is my hot lover music. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. oh ya, and i got my winter clothes down from the attic today too. they are bitching and i was happy to see them. hello!