Oh what the hell

More proboscis monkeys!!!

this is a story of a suicidal proboscis monkey who had a run-in with a mirror:


when push came to shove, however, he couldn't do it, so instead he turned to the next best emoition: rage



unfortunately, while throwing a temper-tantrum in borneo, our little proboscis fell out of a tree and died. he did come back in the next life, though:

Ok, so screw all of my girl friends with crappy taste. ah well. i didn't get the coat in case anyone cares.

so tonight is new years eve, right? right. and i am at home in my jammies. and drinking a giant bears beer glass filled with jameson and diet caffeine free pepsi. hahahaha.

i could be with heather at muldoons listening to live music. or stopping into various parties with jamelyn. or eating dinner at rock bottom with hollie, abbie, and nate. oh ya, and then there was the whole "can i come over? we could cuddle on the couch and watch a movie or something."

but i turned all that down. that's kinda fucked up, right? to drink by myself in my jammies and listen to music really loud? what about to be enjoying myself? is that really bad? i'm not going to analyze that.

so....
new job=fantastic
new car=SO fantastic
new pay check=a lot (well not really at all but a lot for me!)

i had a great time yesterday at steve's, though. i was planning on being there for like an hour but i ended up being there for 8 hours or so.

ah...bob allen.....

heather and i had fun getting coffee and shopping today. and believe-you-me the puppies at petsmart were a huge disappointment. no one wants to look at bichon frises and mini grey hounds that shiver. no one.

we ran into coleman. holy hell. he looked good. goooooood. have you ever seen that friends episode where phoebe bites the guy she's massaging in the ass? ya....

this is a horrible update but i wanted to say something since it's been a while. please scroll down for proboscis enjoyment.