I have something to say:

Ok, so this is REALLY gross so if you get grossed out easily, you may not want to continue reading. I am dumbfounded, though. So I noticed this bump on the side of my butt yesterday, not really on the cheak itself, more like a bit lower on my hips and over a bit. I thought it was a bug bite. Today I was wearing my little shorts that I wear when it's hot as hell inside of our non airconditioned house and I happened to see it again. I rubbed it and it hurt a little. I showed Hollie and she said gross, stop it. It was a little red. Same thing, totally a bug bite. The kind that hurt a little but didn't itch. I was wrong........................................

So tonight I happened to see it again, had totally fogotten about it. I squeezed it a little and puss shot out of it like a canon. Then I yelled out, "WHAT?" Then I squeezed a little bit harder and a whole shit load came pouring out. It was kinda yellow. I'm telling you, like the size of a number two pencil eraser head. It was fucking awesome. Oh ya and I yelled, "WHAT?!" again. So then I put all that fun stuff into a tissue and figuring I probably had it all, gave it another little squeeze. There were a little blood, which is always an idicator that you're nearing the end of the puss line, but some puss and blood shot out and actually hit my hand. Another wipe and repeat three more times......

So what the hell was all that about? An ingrown hair perhaps? Totally didn't look like it. (Plus, I might add, I have never shaved my ass for crap's sake, so why would there be an ingrown hair?) And it wasn't like a normal pimple that you can tell needs a good squeezin'. It was a red bump that looked like a big spider bite. Maybe it was and it got infected? I don't know but I am definitely clean and never have pimples or whatever the hell that monstroserous mutation was. It kinda hurts a little but just in case you're worried about me, I think the worst is over.......

I ave not acomplished much for a while, other than training 5 people and ending therapy. Other than that, I just haven't been challenged. Hmm..Maybe that's why I can be dramatic-because I want something to challenge me so I make a bigger deal out of little things. Like what? Nothing comes to mind.

The whole wanting sex thing is still floating around me but I have since changed my mind: now I would like to have underwater sex. Or at least in a giant tub. Ya, probably that.

No jobber still. I'm looking everyday. They updated their site today for the first time since the 24th of April. I got all excited, only to discover they had removed a few jobs I was never qualified to apply for to bein with.

I am not a big party person at all and I think drunk or high people are pretty pathetic, but last night I feel like I did my share of party party. Not that I got wasted since I still had to drive, although I probably shouldn't have, but there was just a lot of drinking, smoking, swearing, dancing, yelling, whistling, harp playing, blues playing, foot tapping, hip swinging, screaming across the table, and of course too much laughing so my tum tum hurts. Most of all, however, I have been coming over a pretty intense cold and smoking a ton last night has me on my ass now. (cough cough ow ow).

So I discovered the multiple Zelda games for Gameboy in Richard's drug money/collectors' knives/stollen jewelery/tiny guns "briefcase," and I have been playing ever since. I know consider myself an avid Zelda fan and would like to beat every Zelda game ever made. I have beaten the following: Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, Link to the Past...ya, that's it. And now I'm on the Munchy Forest one...what the hell is it called? Munichs? Minchies? The Minky Woods? Shit...Now I have to find out. Minish Cap! I was close. Anyway, I love love love Zelda. My name is Linky. hahahaha. So ya, been playing that and drinking Chai all day. Gonna play more now. Bye.

Well hello.
This is the most bloggin I have done in quite a while! Weird! But I feel like pooping on here even tho I am hungry and, well, I do have to go to the bathroom (not poop tho, it just sounded funny!).

Tonight I worked with my new favorite coworker, Heather. Also Robby and Noah. It was so much fun! Very crowded and very silly. Soop-air!

Know what else? I usually am critical of people who have sex on the brain, but let me tell you, I want some sexin! Sometimes, and I have posted about this very subject in the past, all I want is some sex. I want some sex. Now. Sex now.

well i did it, i didn't leave my room except for when i had to get the antenae out of the car so i could watch tv. i don't think i peed so it really isn't breaking the rule. i yelled rudely at my mom when she came it to talk to me, tho. i told her i didn't want to talk to anyone. she didn't leave so i yelled, mom please! leave me alone! man, i feel like shit for doing that. that would have totally hurt my feelings if she or hollie had done that to me. i just spent an hour writing an email and then one to her apologizing and now i am going to beat zelda. damn you, ganon!

Today was pure shit and I don't plan on leaving my room for the rest of the night unless I have to pee.

The End.