So will you dumpster dive with me?

well I thought this was funny so since I'm on here I decided to share it:

When I sign online the MSN main window pops up and on it are headlines from the day's news. Today's was "Bush bikes on Earth Day." I read it outloud to my dad who is sawing right over here "I just love this saw...." And he yelled out, "BUSH BITES ON EARTH DAY!" And then I said, "now, now, dad, you can't say things like that around these parts," and he whispered, "Bush bites."

Hahahahaha.

"I love this saw, it's just that easy...You know what else I love? My new orange hammer."

He keeps coming in here to show me the edges.

And you know what else? Every other year for one Sunday people are allowed to throw away whatever they want. That weekend is now. So if you want to look for a lot of nice crap that people think is garbage, come to DuPage County. We've gotten snowblowers, lawnchair cushions, lawnmowers, speakers, "GOBS OF SPEAKERS," says Dad. Wood, doors for our current addition, etc.

well today has been a pretty bitchin day. not only do i have today and tomorrow off, but our new appliances came in the mail and our new fridge has a water thing that you can get CRUSHED ICE from!!!!! BAM!!!! i have always wanted an ice despenser with crushed ice. it makes every drink so much better! so be jealous cause its awesome!

not only that but i won a freaking ipod today. the managers in our region picked two people that did really well promoting our music thing and then the district manager put those names into a hat and drew twice. the winners would get an ipod shuffle and yours truly's name got picked!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA!!!! I never win ANYTHING, not at bingo and not at a cake walk. NOTHING! oo! gotta go!

HI!

I am on the tiniest lapper topper known to man and it is a pain in the ass to type when everything is smooshed together. This lapper topper is probably 8" by 10". Anywhoo, it's my only day off this week, first one in 9 days. Everyone should know that. And I refuse to do any type of manual labor, although I was going to clean out the Burrells' car. It is so awesome to have my own car. I love it! Hollie and I got some coffee and we saw that the Kanye West cd was in there so we then proceeded to get down to "Gold Digger." My favorite part is "she take ma moneeeee!" hahahahaha. Now Hollie and Mom are arguing about how my parents sold the piano for $500 without telling Hollie about it first. Oh well.

I sent my resume to the Dir. of Ops. for Africa at IJM. So if you'd like to give the good Lord a shout out on my behalf, I'd really appreciate it. I'm so excited about it, although it is a bit of a bummer that Jamelyn might not be going to DC, and even if she did it wouldn't be till November, which means I would have to move and whatnot all by my lonesome. I think I could do it though. We'll see. We shall see. What else? I have to pee. Nothing really exciting is going on, other than the magnolia tree blossoming and smelling amazing thru my winder. The house is still moving along slowly but surly. Today, they are installing the new floors. I really like the beat to contemporary Spanish music, but it's like every song has that beat. Why is that? Someone enlighten me please. She take my moneeee! Lalalala!!!

I deposited my check today and since it's my day off, it's taking me a lot not to go and spend it. Good for Andrea. Get down girl, go on, get down!

well i need a new job and there is nothing around here. what the hell is with career builder anyway? it's like a job search for dumb asses. you know what isn't a job search for dumb asses, though? idealist.org. I love them but the kind of crap in chicago is just not up my alley. most of it concerns homelessness or troubled teenagers. you get a different story if you search in dc. foreign and international are in every job description. what the hell am i doing here? i think i gotta move there. i have no idea how i'm going to afford it anyway. oy. i have been praying about it per coleman's suggesstion. what's the point in praying if you're too dumb to recognize what is god and what isn't? if i had to say right now exactly what i am hearing it is that i am hearing many things. the strongest, of course, is to move to dc. but that's the dumbest thing ive ever heard. so just show up, right? then what? i mean it is getting warmer, maybe living in a box down by the river isn't such a bad idea afterall. the cost of living is like it is here, outrageous. and if i live outside of the city i will need to commute. fuck forget it! this doesn't make sense. ok the kid across the street is wearing all red and he just jumped out of the car and started shaking his ass and dancing. i'm pretty sure he's going to be a close and personal friend of the anal region.

i got nothing. i guess what i am going to do is to keep looking at the places i am looking at. but what to do in the meantime? i mean, doesn't it make sense that i need to save some money in the event that i do move to dc in the near future? maybe i should think about that. so how to make more money now..........?